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AL GORE IS BEING CRITICIZED FOR JETTING AROUND THE WORLD…..

And other environmental alarmists are hearing the same kind of thing…...if global warming really is a crisis situation, how come you’re not riding the train? Or appearing at all these European meetings via tele-conference? What makes it reasonable that YOU should get a pass for emitting enormous quantities of CO2 in order to get the word out that WE need to change our lifestyle in order to minimize CO2 emissions?

The answer now being given is that they are engaging in “carbon offsetting”, which means they’re planting trees on their property sufficient to absorb the amount of carbon dioxide produced by their latest jet trip. Or that they’re paying the money so that the trees needed are planted over in Africa somewhere. Or, if they’re feeling capitalistic, that they’ve bought up “carbon credits” from someone (or some corporation) that WAS going to emit the CO2, but now cannot. In any case, the argument is that they are arranging things so that the lifestyle they prefer to go right on living is “carbon-neutral”.....and their environmental righteousness is preserved.

Someone has heard about this, and decided that it’s an idea whose time has come…..and it needs to be extended.

Enter “CheatNeutral”......

When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere.

Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience.

Can I offset all my cheating?

First you should look at ways of reducing your cheating. Once you’ve done this you can use Cheatneutral to offset the remaining, unavoidable cheating

So far, cheatneutral has offset 65,768 cheats and has 9002 faithful people ready to neutralise your misdemeanours.

On the site, there is a button to click if you need to buy credits to offset your cheating….and another to click if you want to be paid for not cheating in order to offset someone else’s cheating, thus minimizing the total amount of cheating going on in the world.

Don’t think these guys are taking it all too seriously, though….they know what they’re doing (and what Al Gore is doing, too!).

Cheatneutral is about offsetting infidelity. We’re the only people doing it, and Cheatneutral is a joke.

Carbon offsetting is about paying for the right to carry on emitting carbon. The Carbon offset industry sold £60 million of offsets last year, and is rapidly growing. Carbon offsetting is also a joke.

I say CHECK IT OUT

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